I challenge you...

Unfortunately this is a short post, as I am not here. I have therefore written a short post and scheduled it to be posted today.

After watching a YouTube video titled Real Life Twittering, I have decided I will trial this method of status updating for the next ten days. I challenge you all to do the same.

What is needed to be done though Sir Luke?

Well, walk around wherever you are and whenever something pops into your head such as "oooh, I'd like an ice cream", or "fuck me! she is hot!", you need to declare it to everyone around you by saying it out loud.

This is real life twittering.

Now, I can see only a few ways that this could end. You could say something about a girl, and then her 8 foot tall black boyfriend hears and beats you up, or you could make everyone around you leave. But hey ho, it sounds hilarious to me!

Anyway, I leave you with the thoughts that follow this very sentence that you are wasting your time on by reading...

1. Barack Obama is the coolest President that ever walked the earth.
2. Iran is slowly destroying itself (3 cheers)
3. Iran has said that the UK is evil
4. Gordon Brown is a useless twat
5. Real Life Twittering has the possibilities of being hilarious
6. I have started to really appreciate Muse
7. You should all shop at Tesco
8. Anyone in the Armed Forces are heroes

Farewell!

I told you I'll be back...

...and I am. With the completion of my final examinations, I can finally relax, take a breath and BURN EVERYTHING THAT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH EDUCATION... except for my RAF documents, and my car insurance policies.

Note: I have created a new header. One which is more up-to-date and relevant.

The plan as it stands now is to wait for the weekend to trot along, so that I am able to go and literally burn all the work I ever did at school including the cremation of the folders I used. And just for the hell of it, I'll also be burning 105 Tesco for Schools and Clubs vouchers - because I don't give a shit and I can. You may currently be asking yourself "well, how is he burning them?". The answer I would give to that is simply, "with fire, dumbass". Now go and jump on my burning tesco vouchers and die.

Throughout my exams, with the buildup of stress, I have found a new corner of music I am happy to go to. I can now easily listen to any kind of music including the new genre which I have now officially grasped - Rock. I hope you are familiar with Muse and possibly even Alter Bridge?

At the start of the exam season, I made the decision to burn a match for every wrong thing that Gordon Brown had done on each day throughout exam season. I ran out of matches after 2 days and decided it would be too expensive to continue that venture - so I used the last match on burning the matchbox with an ant in it. I don't know why I killed an ant - I am sure God wouldn't be happy about it. Oh wait, he doesn't exist.

Continuing with the topic of burning all of my A Level work, I looked down to my left and grasped reality by the neck, when I noticed possibly about 1000 pages of paper and 5 ringbinder folders. I ask myself, will black or white smoke rise from the fire? Hopefully its ordinary smoke, so that I don't upset the RAF Police.

In other news, when I originally purchased my first car, taxed it, and insured it (with Tesco), I set my insurance to be valid up to 5000 miles of driving on the policy. I exceeded this within 8 months and when I phoned them up, I hinted that I would need an increase of an extra 4000 miles on the policy, bringing it to 9000 miles. It cost me £30! Just £30! THANK YOU TESCO!

wouldn't you be happy to get one of these?

This raises the question of what is the difference between Tesco Value and Tesco Finest? I don't see much difference to be honest - the valentines cards look great and I'll be buying one for next years Valentines Day for one lucky lucky girl. What about other items though?

I would happily go for the Automated Sentry Gun. I am guessing it would only cost about 17p...the same as a huge pack of Tesco Value Bourbons!

Not sure about the Vasectomy though...

And on that bombshell, I'm off to eat fuck loads of cheese.