Monday 23 March 2009

The best person in the world

Me.

Need I say any more?

(I am too ill to blog properly)

Monday 9 March 2009

Yours Sincerely, Tony Blair

You may agree that that is quite a misleading title, but I laughed when I typed it. I don't know why I found the ending to a letter funny, but I did. Maybe it was because it had Tony Blair in it - two words that I frequently laugh at when placed together.

Either way, I am not here to mock Tony Blair, although  I would very much enjoy doing so. I am here to discuss the current situation in North Korea.

You should now agree that my title was misleading.

Those of you who own a brain and have used it within the week will have noticed on a number of news websites (for example, BBC News) a headline to do with satellites and ahem, North Korea. Yep, it's them again. Say hello once more to Kim Jong-Il! "Oh...Hewwo!"

To cut a rather large news story short, the US and South Korea are performing a military exercise which is designed to strengthen the co-operative skills of both nations' armed forces. Without these exercises, when the time comes for the nations to fight together, a lot could go wrong.

Interesting is an understatement but it turns out North Korea plan to launch a satellite some time in the very close future but the US and South Korea are certain that they plan to test a long-range missile under the disguise of a satellite.

North Korea, as per usual, feel threatened by this military exercise in which 50,000 US and S Korean troops are involved and have released an official warning stating that they have placed their military (which is one of the largest in the world) on full combat alert, which means that if at any one moment they feel threatened or pressured, war will ensue.

Yes, North Korea don't have quality...but they do have numbers and are a Communist country. I honestly think that if the population of the country ran by a 21st Century Hitler are needed in a war, they will be thrown into the armed forces without question. If they refused, they die.

But what else could come from this recent news?
The risk of World War 3 is now huge. Everyone is walking on thin ice and wondering who they can trust. We, the UK, have our strong allies, but also our weaker allies. We are also in NATO which is both a good thing, and a bad thing.

If N Korea does begin war, they have stated they will attack Japan, the US and S Korea with full force in retaliation. Now, because of our position in the world, having the Royal Air Force known to the population of the Earth as the best, (even if they don't admit it) aswell as a great Army and Navy, we will be roped into the battle and we would respond positively as we are a member of NATO.

It would also bring on a new Cold War. Russia, being another fucked-up Communist country, would publicise their allegience to the N Koreans in the fight against every other country. In addition to this, Ross @ The Confounder and I believe China will also get involved. Communism vs The Rest of the World. Bring it on!

I do not see war as a bad thing though, I welcome a war. Keeps the adrenaline pumping through your body. It would also mean that there will be a greater need for recruits in the UK Armed Forces - meaning it would be easier for me to get in.

To conclude however, I only need three words in which to offer the complete solution to North Korea and Russia...

NUKE
        AND
              FORGET.

Obviously though, leave China alone, just suppress them and make them do as we wish, simply because, they make nearly all of our toys.

Turah.

Friday 6 March 2009

What the deuce?

Family Guy is an animated American television show which was dreamt up and created by some hairy fat guy called Seth MacFarlane which hits the TV screens pretty much everywhere. The show centres on a dysfunctional family that lives in the town of Quahog, Rhode Island.

Not counting The Bill (ITV1) and NCIS (five), Family Guy has to be one of my favourite programmes to watch on the television. It is hilarious and tells jokes that come so quick, they are as fast as a tramp on chips and the jokes provide me, and billions of others with the highest level of laughter I have experienced.

I have watched endless episodes and I have also watched the epic film that they had released and I laughed so hard every time, that my jaw hurted.

I should say no more as you should now already be compelled to view a few episodes of Family Guy.

I recommend the episode called Brian: Portrait of a Dog. You get to hear Stewie bumbounce whilst saying "Lets get a kitty!".

If I had the time, and could be bothered to put the effort in (as these posts keep coming too quickly), I would have written more but as I need to leave for the weekend in 2 minutes, I am slightly out of time. I may decide to update this on monday or something, but I guess you will have to wait and see!

Wednesday 4 March 2009

All the new fresh stuff...

Yes, it is a bit late...well, very late but I have been quite busy and so with this small window of opportunity, I plan to make up for my inability to keep to deadlines within the group.

My apologies also go out to Ross, Lee and Chris, the other three members of the Phenomenal Four. Anyway, the topic I am making up for is the next part in the sequel of blog posts within Operation Epic Post.

It will be difficult blogging about specific types of music so I will talk about what music I like.

Being someone who listens to about 6 hours of music each day, if not more, I have allowed myself to stretch the limits of my musical attraction in order for me to enjoy a wide range of music. I do not stick to one genre, but I enjoy songs from a number of them.

To make this clearer, I enjoy a variety of songs from the following genres:
  • R&B
  • Dance
  • Alternative
  • Rock
  • Pop
Evidently, whatever I now type is very unbiased...because I say so. It is very easy for me to make a split second decision on whether or not I will like a particular type of music at that moment in time. This applies to new music mainly and a good source of that is Galaxy FM.

Being a road user nowadays, I have began to listen to the radio a lot more and as I clock up a lot of mileage each week, I hear more and more new music over the radiowaves each day. As I listen, I think about what I like about the song and decide if I want it on my iPod or not. If it passes the selection process, I download it and allow myself to keep listening to it.

What concerns me is that radio stations have a common tendancy to overplay a number of songs and as a result, I get bored very quickly and begin to realise that particular songs are now unbearable.
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